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From the DVD Bin: Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers



It took a long time, but Michael Myers returns for the 6th installment in the Halloween franchise. Most horror fans wish he didn’t.

Movie: Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Plot: Michael Myers returns to wreck mayhem on Haddonfield once again. This time, he’s hunting for his niece’s newborn baby, who escaped the clutches of a cult that has imbued Michael with the curse of Thorn, making him sacrifice a member of his bloodline on Samhain (Halloween) in order to protect the rest of humanity.

Along his way, he meets Dr. Loomis again, Paul Rudd, his own, eerie child replacement to be marked with Thorn, as well as the rest of the gang of Haddonfield, Illinois.

Killer: Michael Myers, of course, along with an entire cult of Druid heathens with bad teeth.

Critique: If there was ever a movie that a director should match before attempting a horror movie sequel, Halloween 6 should be mandatory. Not to follow, of course, but to be sure that a director knows what not to do in the event that he or she has to continue a story-line.

So what went wrong? Well, everything. Donald Pleasence died, so the ending had to be re-cut into the ridiculously vague scene of Michael’s mask and a syringe. That didn’t go well for the continuity plot of the Druidic cult, considering Dr. Loomis was a central character to the original ending, which was scrapped because no-one wanted Donald Pleasence to become the bad guy.



Oh, that whole cult idea? Obvious done, because Michael killed everyone we knew that was a part of it. Except for that creepy Mrs. Blankenship who had really bad teeth.

In fact, the whole cast and crew didn’t have their heart into fixing the film after test screenings because it was already a muddled mess. It’s gotten so bad that the original Producer’s Cut of the film is coveted, only because it’s at least different from what Halloween 6 ended up being: a bland slasher film with less kills than usual.



To the film’s credit, it did at least try to use symbolic elements of human sacrifice, like children dancing in a blood rain and lots of scenes about rebirth, but it becomes muddled in everything else that this film fails to accomplish.

Scene of Awesomeness: Cue Slayer’s “Raining Blood” when the 6 year old princess prances around underneath a tree with a surprise up in its branches.



Scene of Ridiculousness: The rest of this movie is pretty ridiculous, in a bad sort of way. Druid cults? Check. Druid cult members that think they can control Michael Myers? Check. Druid cult members trying to create as many Michael Myers clones as possible? Check. Paul Rudd? Check.

Body Count: 14 (a bit of a drop-off from the last film.)

1 back of the head impaled on a randomly placed spike on the wall

1 head twisted off by hand

1 impaling on a thresher



1 vague axing

1 crowbar impaling into a fuse box

1 knife to the stomach followed by being strung up in a tree

1 throat cut

5 stabbings

1 face pushed through a barred door

1 vague death of Dr. Loomis

1 pair of breasts

Actors/Actresses of Note: Paul Rudd, playing Tommy Doyle, the kid from way back in the first Halloween movie, is probably the best thing to come out of this movie. That’s not a dig on Rudd, or even a high point in this movie. It’s just an extremely odd fact. He was probably more well-known for Clueless anyway, which was released the same year.



Quote: “Dang Tim! Does she get this riled up in the sack? I bet she wears crotchless panties and barks like a dog!” -Barry Simms

Grade: D

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Patrick began collecting a library of VHS tapes, DVDs, and CDs when he was young, and continues to build a library that could easily double as a video store and/or a revitalized Tower Records.

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