This Movie Should Be Quarantined
A review of Quarantine, and how it is Blair Witch Meets Cloverfield Meets Dawn of the Dead Meets Cujo.
Teeth: A Reason for Celibacy
We reminisce on fears of the va-jay-jay, both past and present, in his film review of Teeth.
Zack and Miri Make Box Office Bank
Kevin Smith plus Star Wars porno mean awesomeness in film.
Who Wants to Go Skiing? A Review of Frozen
What happens when 3 kids get stuck on a chair-lift in the dead of winter? Glad you asked.
Wanna Make A Movie? A Review of Super 8
Super 8 begs to be this generation's answer to The Goonies.
Frontier(s): A French Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We review the recent French remake of the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Frontier(s).
Ladytron: Witching Hour Album
We review the not-so-latest album of the European electronica sensation Ladytron, due to him jumping on the bandwagon a few years too late. Better late than never.
James Bond Stage 1: Dr. No
We begin our insane plan to review every James Bond film ever made with the first, Dr. No.
Botched: When Time Travel Goes Wrong?
A review that explains how Botched was severely botched horror movie.
Latest Hellraiser Film has Fearful Revelation
Not all sequels are created equal. Hellraiser Revelations seemed barely created at all.