After watching a string of dismal movies in the Netflix Basement, I switched over to see if there were some hidden treasures I was missing over in the Amazon Prime Dungeon.  Short answer: No.  What I did find were some appalling pieces of trash that barely qualify as movies, let alone anything worthy of your time. This week, we delve into the un-Corman-ian Space Boobs in Space.

Gonzoriffic Films

Space Boobs in Space (2017)

I know, I know, the title alone should tell me all I needed to know.  But the movie description promised a Roger Corman style romp with Space Valkyries.  What I got was barely even a movie.  Space Boobs in Space is a series of brutally unfunny comedy vignettes featuring zaftig women with glittery face paint and green wigs, and dime store space costumes acting in front of a curtain.  They couldn’t even afford a green screen.  IMDB estimates the budget at $1,000, but that seems decadent based on what I see on-screen.  After a while, the movie breaks down and the filmmakers and actors talk about how they are making the movie Space Boobs in Space.

Bottom Line:

This is absolutely terrible, a tedious dud with public access TV production values.

By Channing Kapin

I am a professional writer living in Van Nuys, CA. I have spent the last 20 years honing my sarcasm writing for the internet. I have two cats, a dog and an imaginary hairless mole rat.