Coming Soon: Horror Sequels of 2017
Here are the horror sequels coming out in 2017, for better or worse!
Honey, I Slept with Our Pet Mutant: A Review of Splice
Genetic engineering; drama; love; NERD references; weird bald women with dangerous tail-looking things. Welcome to the world of Splice, the horror comedy of the year.
Sharknado Jumps The Fonz Jumping the Shark
Sharknado begins to push the limits of irony by announcing a sequel and having a release in theaters.
Punk Rock Meets Time Travel in ZOE: Out of Time #1
Zoe Out of Time #1 merges punk rock with time travel, with out the goofiness of Keanu Reeves.
Wanna Make A Movie? A Review of Super 8
Super 8 begs to be this generation's answer to The Goonies.
Star Trek Into Darkness: When Alternate Realities Go Wrong
Star Trek Into Darkness pushes the buttons of past films, but is it enough?
Star Trek Junior: A Review
Does the latest rendition of Star Trek help continue the quest to go where no film has gone before, or is there a malfunction with the warp drive?
The Amazing Spider-Man Amazes Amazing Jerk of a Movie Critic
One of Marvel's most critical reviewers puts his foot in his mouth to give a super-hero movie respect.